"The Vice President Should Be Arrested!"



Our Manhattan correspondent, Bernice, is in an uproar over Veep Dick's tempest. "The Republican Party has surely lost its mind setting one Vice President after another. We haven't heard a peep out of ol' Dan in a long time. Bad enough most people thought he looked too much like Liberace's chauffeur. Adding injury to insult that nasty Dick, Mr. Cheney, took off after him! This is a strange way to pick Mr. Bush's successor. And why oh why does the State of Texas require a license to shoot politicians?"

"Seems to me somebody doesn't want Mr. Quayle to make another run for the White House. So many people were concerned that he wasn't smart enough to be President. Now we know that he is and maybe Mary Cheney's father knew that, too."

Perhaps Pookie and Nurse Betty can disabuse Ms. Bernice of this misinformation, i.e. that it was a different kind of fowl that Cheney's foul injured and not that Dan Quayle is not smart enough to be President now that the bar has been lowered considerably.

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