Monday Musing: From the Archives
One Muscle Matchmaker Blind Vice: Furrowed Frank is such a mainstay in contemporary entertainment, visible everywhere on screens big and small. 'Course, many a pop culture aficionado insists what F2 does is definitely not entertainment, but it is. Indeed, the dude's whole life is as meticulously written as his hair is coiffed. And that ain't just my big-hair Texas exaggeration shootin' off, trust. Here's how F2's love life plays out, for ince. Oh, and need you even guess? Yes, bien sûr, F.F. is a closeted gay man, do they not make any other kind in this biz any more? I swear, I really do think we're regressing since the time of Rock Hudson and that ersatz marriage to his secretary. I mean, get real. Andy Dick and his dubious hangers-on are practically the only friggin' tier of boy-swingin' guys to come clean, save a few souls like T.R. Knight, who was forced outta the closet, anyway. Look, Furrowed had a b-f for a while, all fairly discreet 'n...