The Column of Life

Brian J. Smith in The War Boys

Queerer My God to Thee Dear Masses - As you probably know, David Kato, a gay Ugandan activist, was [assassinated]. One of the factors that brought this about was the influx into Uganda of a u.s. organization called Exodus International, an ex-gay ministry that advances the "message of Freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ." So here is this - but please don't think i don't care about what's happening in Egypt. luv - sd "Queerer My God, To Thee: The Ex-Straight Ministries" * Believe it or not, heterosexuals, God loves you. And because of His love, God told us to launch a pricey advertizing blitz, gently rebuking you on billboards and in newspapers across the country. Unfortunately, we could only afford to rebuke you in this crummy tabloid-type publication. But we know God will understand. The important thing is for us to shame you into seeking reparative therapy.* * Yes, blessed are you, the little straight ones – in spite of...

Dr Feelgood (Love is Serious Business) I don't want nobody, always Sittin' around me and my man I don't want nobody, always Sittin' around here Lookin' at me and that man Be it my mother, my brother, or my sister Would you believe, I'd get up Put on some clothes Go out and help them find somebody for themselves, if I can, yes I will Now I don't mind company Because company's alright with me Every once in awhile Yes it is, I tell you I don't mind company Because company is alright with me Every once in awhile, yeah And Ooooooooooooooh When me and that man get to lovin' I tell ya girls, I dig ya, but I just don't have time To sit and chit, and sit and chit-chat and smile Don't send me no doctor Fillin' me up with all a those pills I got me a man named Doctor Feelgood Yeah! Yeah! That man takes care of all my pains and ills His name is Doctor Feelgood in the morning Take care of business is really this man's game And after one visit...