Extreme Unction

Perhaps the allegedly Reverend Mr. Robertson's current sorry state is a product of his and Alfred E's pursuit of the holy oil possessed by the duly elected and well loved Mr. Chavez' homeland.

Or maybe it just shows how much of a problem with the truth the so called holy man has. Bernice is just beside herself -- as she can often be, literally, but that's too difficult to explain.

Bernice says, "Mr. Robertson's followers would do well to pay little attention to what he says as opposed to what he does, er no ... wait, would do well to pay attention to somebody else, or no, wait ... not do as he says but as he ... or perhaps would just do well to pay attention not at all and just fall asleep watching reruns of Just Shoot Me ... or, at the very least convert to another religion."