Calling Bianca!

Our Manhattan correspondent, Bernice Clifton and her sisters are loyal followers of All My Children but have been disappointed lately in the quality of the story telling except for that lovely to behold, Mr. Musser.

Also, being patriotic American citizens while living within that fine line that divides reality and fiction Bernice et al. were thrilled to hear the President of the United States calling for Bianca, Erica Kane’s lesbian daughter and hapless victim in the baby fraud story line, who is now living in Paris.

The President was holding a press conference in Galveston when he looked up from the podium and asked:

“Uh, Bianca

Nobody named Bianca?

Well, sorry Bianca’s not here. I’d be glad to answer her question …”

Bernice was prepared to write a letter in support of the President’s quest for Bianca for she, too, wanted to answer all Bianca’s questions and try to get her back on the failing show. Esmeralda Clifton on the other hand thought perhaps it was the name of another hurricane, but Bernice reminded her that the First Lady already told us that it was “Corrina, Corrina.”

“Well, then who’s this Rita?” chimed in Bonita Clifton.

“I think she’s a meter maid,” responded Bernice twirling about to Beatles music. “Or a bartender.”



It has been suggested that Bianca might be Jeff Gannon in drag.