Matt LeBlanc's tool


Usually she is lifting her skirt in response to sensory stimulation if not fooling with an electrical appliance or two or off singing somewhere in a Downtown Club’s ladies room if not getting overheated about her favourite actor, Christopher Meloni, whom she actually believes is Helen Keller’s brother [that’s too long a story] or singing “Our Day Will Come” to Eamonn Walker but lately our favourite correspondent, Ms. Bernice Clifton, was all atwitter about Matt LeBlanc’s tool. She is often lost in the jungles of double entendre. Being given the benefit of the doubt as usual because it can lead down an interesting if not very accurate path, it turns out that Mr. LeBlanc’s situation comedy is being re-tooled and will include Miguel A. Nunez, Jr as Joey’s friend and fellow actor.

Along with Lisa Kudrow, LeBlanc was a saving grace of Friends’ final years and many people were looking forward to Joey and hoped for continued success. Well, no need to rehash old, bad news. The good news in this situation is that NBC is taking time to fix something that is broken instead of throwing it away and that the unemployed actor population will not increase.

The other good news is that the Production Team at Joey is adding some ‘flava.’ Why wasn’t it there in the first place? Well, no surprise, it was many years before LeBlanc’s prior employers did the same. Here’s hoping that Miguel A. Nunez, Jr will be something that Bernice will be singing about in the future.

Comments

Brian said…
Ah, Bernice, we've missed you and your quagmire of a mind. Lord knows, sweetie, the entendre doesn't have to be double for you to get lost, but I think the true jungle is somewhat further south than your brain. All that skirt twirling and lifting only serves to fan the desires of men everywhere to explore the deepest recesses of the dark continent.

OK, some men.

OK, OK, there is that one guy in your Masters Fandango class who's really hoping to get lucky at least once before he dances his last step.

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